Hey fellows. Just ignore the fact that this retard website hasn't been updated since 1754. Just think of beautiful unicorn princesses, pooping out butterflies and dancing on rainbows. Wow. Just the thought of that overwhelms me. Especially since I'm sitting right by my hamster's cage that hasn' t been cleaned for 3 weeks. Yuckers. What are you doing this summer? I am SO excited for all that junk. Hmmm.... my dad is bbq-ing in the pouring rain. Typical. Maybe we could hope and pray for a sunny day so we can REALLY bbq!!! The thought is overwhelming. I have a sneaking suspision that I've used the term before. Yup. My instincts were correct. (hint: look at the 3rd line of this post. Not that it will be the same or anything, cuz it's diff once you actually post the post. HAHAHAHA!!!! post the post!!! lololol)
Ok. People. Here's your useless fact of the day. (I'm clearing my throat right now. I really am. So just use your useless imagination and pretend you could hear me. Or really hear me. Your choice. ) Did you know that 55% of Americans didn't know the sun is a star? Those Americans. It's not their fault.
Ok. I'm off, suckas. Not that you really look at this, because I haven't written since... 1754. Luv ya.
