Snowy July

That title really doesn't have anything to do with this- it just sounded cool. Buuut... there actually was snow in July, somewhere in Alberta. Jasper, perhaps? I even saw pictures. That's how much I know about this freak of nature. (Sounds cool, again) And so yeah. Today my mum has a friend over and I've been thinking about how fat I am. JUST KIDDING!!! JUST KIDDING!!! JUST KIDDING!!! I just realized that was not a very funny joke. Some people in this world actually have a disease like that. *sigh*. I'm just not one of them. LUCKILY!!! Cuz I love food. It's like, my favourite thing ever! ANYWAYS... back to my mum's frind et. all!

I am sitting here with the laptop on my lap. (haha.) And I am eating stolen property. (ie. jellybeans) and they are goood! Have you ever noticed that the stolen stuff tastes better? Just kidding. That wasn't very funny, either. Crap. As you may notice, I am overly bored and may start trying to yodel. (which wouldn't actually be that bad, cuz I've always wanted to be able to yodel.)

I made my bed this morning. I am quite afraid there might be a spider in there. I am deathly afraid of spiders. I have washed everything. (sheets, pillowcases, etc.) But who knows if it's still there! I have...wait... 7 bites on my bod, and who KNOWS if they are mosquito or spider! Jeez! It's like impossible to tell! None of them have started turning green and flaking yet, so I'm not THAT scared. But I'm scared enough to wash my sheets. So yesh.

Today I went to the orthodontist... at 8 30 this morning. *sigh* I was about to kill the nearest thing (ie. my hamster) But I would never kill that darling. So I miiight have to resort to my lurvly brother. (or not.) I hate waking up. I would LOVE to meet the guy who made that up. Stupid. Some people in this world!

I feel ashamed for spending so much time typing on this keyboard like and old person. Soooo.... bye!